The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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