how can u be prego again
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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