Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
God, I missed his penis.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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