btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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