Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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