i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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