let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I'm having to shit out rocks
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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