Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i've created a new STD.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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