its not stalking. its research.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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