I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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