ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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