this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
