You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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