I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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