I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
my sisters under your porch take her home
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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