Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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