one might say we're banned from that church
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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