She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
either way he was missing a nipple.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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