I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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