I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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