you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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