I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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