I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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