I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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