She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Barsexuality is the new black.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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