Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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