Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
dude i'm inner monologue high
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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