What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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