in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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