He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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