Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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