There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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