Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I have aggressive nipples.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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