3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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