if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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