a queef is a wish your heart makes.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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