I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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