Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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