I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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