I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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