they said they heard you say put it in my butt
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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