you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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