Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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