i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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