omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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