North Korea, Best Korea!
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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