scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You left your underwear on the fireplace
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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