I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He did a backflip because drugs
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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