i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
