Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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