If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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