She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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