3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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