She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
