its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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