what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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