real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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