There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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