I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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